Tuesday, October 21, 2008
90 Minute IPA. Sam is the man!
I bought a 4 pack of this a while back. I had heard it was good. It won the "Best Strong Beer" at the 2007 Stockholm Beer & Whiskey Festival, Zymurgy, the Journal of the American Homebrewers Association, voted it the best commercial beer in America, and it was won the "Battle of the Beers" on Realbeer.com for 3 consecutive years. It scores an A on beeradvocate.com, and a score of 99 on ratebeer.com. I have to agree.
I will admit, I am not a huge fan of the overpowering hop flavored beers. But the beer is so good, and finishes so clean. You get that first hit of hops, which is so enjoyable. Then you miss it as is fades away. Only to love it once again with the next taste.
You are aware of my "man crush" on Sam Calgione by now. This beer is the reason all of you should feel the same way. To invent a beer like this is nothing short of amazing. This is what makes beer so enjoyable. To find a beer like this, so different that all the other mass produced beers today, makes my love of beer even stronger.
The only thing that sucks about drinking this beer, is that I am all out. So now I have to get some more. That means another $50 beer run to the BeMo. This is a hard thing to explain to the wife.
So to sum it up. Did I like it? Yes! Was it good? Yes! Would I recommend it? Hellz Yeah!
It looks like I just reviewed another beer. I fear this is going to be a regular thing. My blog is going to be so busy.
-Prost!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
What I'm drinking today?
What am I drinking today? I usually post it over there on the right, for all the world to see. I figured a list would be a little easier to do. Not to mention a lot less time consuming. I really don't have the desire to critique every beer I drink, because I drink so many.To keep up with my ongoing theme, "Man Crush on Sam Calagione", I am going to recommend his latest seasonal creation, Punkin Ale. What will he come up with next?
Did I like it? Yes. Is it good? Yes. Would I recommend it to others? Yes.
I love to talk about beers and try to get my friends and family to try a real beer. The person who I try to persuade more than anyone else is my wife. Usually, all it takes is a sip and I know she hates it. But here reaction to Punkin Ale stumped me. It wasn't until she asked for a second try that I knew I had a winner.
I am not a fan of flavoring beers with stuff. I think the Germans got it right centuries ago with the Reinheitsgebot. However, Dogfish Head has made it an art. I have had some bad pumpkin beers in my time, but this is by far the best of them. You can smell, and taste the slight hint of pumpkin, without it overpowering your senses. There is a great balance between the malt, pumpkin, brown sugar, and cinnamon. Overall, it is a very drinkable beer.
There you have it. A beer critique.
- Cheers
Sam Calagione, a brewing rock star

Thursday, October 16, 2008
Reason to Drink - Game 5

I love baseball. I love it with a burning passion deep within my soul. It kills me when my team looses. It ruins my day, and can put me in the worst mood. So bad in fact, that a beer or 3 doesn't make me feel any better.
My teams are out of it this year, so I have to pick a surrogate team. Anyone who plays the Dodgers is usually my motto. But this post season, it is the Tampa Bay Rays. They beat one pair of Sox so I hope they can do it again.
I am siting here screaming obscenities at my TV. Why? I don't know. Maybe because I like to. I have seen some torrential meltdowns over the decades, but this is right up there. I don't necessarily hate the Boston Redsox, but dammit, I want the Rays to win.
I guess it isn't over yet. The series moves south for game 6 and 7. Hopefully it is a day game so all the blue hairs can get out and support the Rays before heading to Luby's by 4:30 for the senior citizens discount dinner.
8 runs in 2.2 innings. Amazing.
I need a beer.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
What is a beer snob?

We were going over to a friends house last night for dinner. Lets call them the "Newbies". So Mrs. Newbie called my wife all excited because she bought a case of beer for the dinner party. It was a case of Bud Light. She heard that I loved beer and thought I would be excited that she got some.
My wife proceeded to restrain her shared excitement with Mrs. Newbie. She could tell from my wife's subdued tone that something was wrong. She asked, "What's wrong? He doesn't like Bud Light? He drinks Coors Light doesn't he". O man, I nearly shot Fuller's out my nose at that one. Then I gagged a little bit at the thought of having to drink it. The beer I hate more than any other beer out there is "Redneck Light", aka Coors Light.
My wife, trying to be as anti-snooty as possible on my behalf, replied with, "No, he won't drink either one of those. He is a bit of a beer snob". That was sweet of her, looking out for me. Then again, it makes me look like a beer snob. I guess that is OK. I can live with that. Whatever it takes to get me out of forcably consuming a Coors.
I never would have guessed what Mrs. Newbie's idea of a snobby beer would be. It is a classic. I might even get it printed on a shirt. She replied with:
"Oh, so he drinks Corona then?"
Cheers!
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
In search of a Kegerator

How hard can it be to buy a kegerator? I have been searching for the last month for the perfect beer dispenser for my guy room. I had no idea how many different kinds there are. I can make one, or buy one for $100 to $2500. All I want is fresh beer from a tap in my own home.
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Any beer loving human will tell you that beer from a tap (keg) is better than a bottle or a can, unless you are a redneck. I like my beer to be fresh and taste like it was meant to taste. I want a keg of beer in my house chilled inside a cold thing that isn't a bucket from a frat house.
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After looking on the internet, I have found hundreds of ways people have figured out how to dispense beer. Here are some examples.
This one is cool. A custom painted fridge modified into a Kegerator. I guess I could buy this, or build my own. But that seems like a lot of work. Honestly, I don't have that kind of time.

Or this one. This guy actually built one on to the back of his truck. Now I am sure this guy is a redneck. What other person would actually feel the need to attach a full contraption like this to his ball hitch? I think this borders on an alcohol problem.

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But this one has got to be the best. It is a home DUI video Game. It is a driving video game with a kegerator in the trunk. I guess it is for all those sad assholes who want to practice driving drunk. And for the price of a DUI fine and a night in jail, you can learn how to do it at home for free!

I want to know what idiot actually spent money on this thing. I want to be sure to stay as far away as possible from this alcoholic douchebag!
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This is what I am up against. My search seemed easy enough at first. That was until I realized that there are a lot of people out there who can't go without beer no matter the cost or the
idiocracy. On second thought, I think I will just stick to bottles.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Draft Magazine

I am not a big fan of advertising. In fact, I hate it. However, I feel it is my duty to pimp Draft magazine to all the beer lovers (or blog readers) of the world.
I first found this magazine about 4 months ago after a drinking buddy told me about it. I have since subscribed and look forward to it every month. It is chocked full of everything I love about beer. It has history lessons, beer recommendations, top ten lists, articles about brewers, and my favorite, drinking games.
This month was a great surprise when I saw my two heroes on the cover, Sam Calagione from Dogfish Head and Jim Koch from Boston Beer Company. It was cool to read about them on a personal level and their true love of brewing.
The October issue is going to top this issue by far. It is all about Oktoberfest. It has a super hot babe in a dirndl holding a beer on the cover. O man, that is as good as porn to me. I can't wait to look, I mean read the articles.